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I pooped yesterday and noticed while flushing that the toilet was blood red. It freaked me out!

<inner_monologue>
“Do I have an ulcer or something?”
“It’s not like I’m feeling any pain or ever get too stressed out…”
“But what else could it be (thinking the worst)? I’ve NEVER had something like this happen to me!”
….a few hours of deliberation…
“Wait, didn’t I drink a 32oz fruit-punch+berry gatorade today?”
“Yep, that’ll do it. Whew!”
</inner_monologue>

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